Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers - as it happened!

Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers - as it happened!


Teams:
Man Utd: Kusczcak; Neville, Brown, Evans, Fabio; Welbeck, Carrick, Gibson, Nani; Owen, Macheda
Subs: Amos, Ferdinand, Tosic, Valencia, De Laet, King, Eikrem.
Wolves: Limp Bizkitt's frontman Fred Durst, Foley, Craddock, Berra, Elokobi; Kightly, Henry, Castillo, D Jones; Ebanks-Blake, Maeirhoff.
Subs: Ikeme, Keogh, Halford, Milijas, Zubar, Hill, Doyle.
Ref: Referee: Peter Walton (of The Waltons)

Preamble:
Should I start with a joke about how this match could go into extra-time, penalties and, in the event of Manchester United still not having won, as much special bonus Fergie-time as is required? No, that would be lame. Besides, I don't get why folks should complain about there being more time in football matches – as it is, the paying public are already systematically swindled out of as much as a third of the advertised duration of a match. That's a scandal that I have previously addressed, to widespread indifference.

Anyway, Wolves. Who can tell us something about them that we don't already know? What do you mean that's my job? Take, take, take, that's all you web surfers do. Come on contribute. Please