Wasted Expendables

Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) leads The Expendables who might be a pack of highly trained mercenaries but all of them are in the twilight of their professional job. Contacted by a man called Mr. Church (Bruce Willis), the Expendables are asked to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator, General Garza (David Zayas). While on a reconnaissance mission Ross and Christmas (Jason Statham) learn that things aren’t as straight as they had expected and decide to pass the job. They escape but Ross can’t get Sandra (Gisele Itie), the dictator’s daughter and their local help, out of his mind. When Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), a former Expendable kicked out by Ross, tries to kill him on the behest of James Monroe (Eric Roberts), the rouge CIA agent behind Garza, Ross decides to go back for Sandra alone as there is no money involved but his team- Yin Yang (Jet Li), Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) and Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Christmas won’t let him go alone.
Made on a lavish budget of $82 million The Expendables is a throwback to the old style of action flicks with crazy one-liners every now and then, an explosion here, a chase there and some emotion interludes thrown in for good measure. Written and directed by Sylvester Stallone the film is meant for largely the true fans and even then it’s a little difficult to like this film.

Stallone who has the Rocky series to his credit isn’t the writer that he used to be or perhaps the world isn’t the same anymore. The writing is insipid to say the least and you find it difficult to laugh at the jokes or to emote in a poignant moment. Of course, the film has its moments when everything seems to fit in but suddenly you are reminded of the harsh reality that The Expendables is more like retirement plan for washed out action stars than a film!

The cast of The Expendables looks like a who’s who of the 1980’s. Barring Jason Statham, Stallone gets just about every cult action film regular right from Dolph Lundgren (Universal Soldier), Eric Roberts (Runaway Train), Mickey Rourke and Jet Li besides himself to act in this action film. He even manages to rope in old pals and business partners in Planet Hollywood Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis for blink and you miss cameos.

The never ending stag dance that now seems routine and highly boring, The Expendables shows that there’s still some gas in tanks of relics in the form of 3 good lines (one of them being Monroe’s comparison to Gazra’s situation as ‘bad Shakespeare’), 2 good action sequences (especially the one where Christmas and Ross blow up the pier) and 1 really innovative shot even by Stallone standards! The Expendables is tough even if you are a trooper!

Cast:
Sylvester Stallone, Eric Roberts, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis (uncredited)

Screenplay by:
Dave Callaham and Sylvester Stallone

Directed by:
Sylvester Stallone


BUZZ RATING